So we captured one of the Beer Warrior co-founders and locked him in a dark room. He has been asked to comb through all footage and dialogue on the Beer Warriors to make fun little shorts. We're so proud of him. We've been feeding him Slim Jims all month, but today he gets a Tic Tac to reward him for his efforts.
For those of you concerned if this is abuse: I don't want to hear it. He has a pair of Crocks to keep his feet comfy and stylish, and he's listening to his favorite Village People album.
He made this.